most crunk wedding ever. sad thing is, i’d totally do something like this.
Posted July 28, 2009 at 1:20pm
we need to talk about AQUAPALOOZA.
could possibly be one of the best concerts i’ve ever been to. the only thing that would have made it better is if it would have been someone i actually enjoyed listening to (i.e. john mayer, ray lamontagne, etc). alan jackson is just real redneck. but hey, to each his own. the idea of a concert on the lake is amazing. people just sat on their boat, jumped in the water to pee, drank beer, and acted a fool. if you’re a people watcher, this is the place for you. it’s like a slightly tamed version of bamajam on boats. got the visual? now go wash your eyeballs.
Posted July 26, 2009 at 10:16pm
sytycd, katie? really? you do?
so let’s get into the actual blogging now.
we need to talk … about tonight’s “so you think you can dance” episode.
let me begin by saying, after finding out that brandon was in the bottom two, i about turned it off. he is the short, stocky black man of my dreams. but when i realized that this was the episode in which katie “kate” holmes-cruise was going to do her tribute to judy garland, i just couldn’t bring myself to change the channel. so as i sit watching performances from past seasons (btw, wade robson is probably my baby daddy), i am just trying to contain my excitement to see her make a total ass out of herself. and finally … it happens.
after an interview with kat deely (who is more than welcome to give me some of that height that she’s working with), a pre-recorded video begins. i’m not sure if she was on the set of t.i.’s performance of “whatever you like” from the MTV music awards last year or what, but it was some kind of unnecessary. she commenses to singing and walking around this set, and i will admit, her singing wasn’t exactly “horrible” … but it was pretty damn close to bad. suddenly, they cut to the sytycd stage, where katie is surrounded by a bunch of men dancing around her like she is the sugar plum fairy. as katie is lip-syncing worse than britney could ever think about doing, she is basically running around and posing. no dancing necessary, katie? really? just a little hip action every other count? alright then. and to top it all off, judy garland’s son was in the audience. bless his heart. you know he said “wtf?” a time or two during the performance.
it just goes to show you, you should stick to what you know. just cause you love to sing and dance doesn’t mean that you should get on national television and do it. some things are meant to be left on the karaoke stage at the oyster bar or on the quixotes dance floor on wednesday nights (nice little auburn reference, eh?). lesson learned, katie “kate”.
Posted July 24, 2009 at 1:20am
that’s me. i’m bailey. i’m a student at auburn university studying accounting. i have an excessive personality and tend to speak my mind a little too often. music & my puppy, molly, are my two favorite things. both always make me happy and never let me down. i enjoy reading about celebrities because it makes me feel better about my life. for now, i am just enjoying the so-called “best times of my life” in college and trying to piss off as few people as possible.
so i’m not sure if i should consider this my first blog or not. pretty sure i did some stuff like this back in the day. a little thing called livejournal? guess i could call myself a “born-again blogger”.
i should probably start off with a few rules to live by when you read these things. first of all, i don’t like using correct capitalization. takes more effort. second, i tend to use language that only a select handful of people really understand and think is funny. third, i don’t want people to read this and take it too seriously. grain of salt, kids. i’m sarcastic. i’m a smartass. and i like to curse. but don’t blame me, blame my family (love y’all).
i’m not really sure why i started this blog or what i’m ever going to talk about. it’s just past midnight, my roommate is gone and has been since the beginning of the month, and i’m a little stir crazy from studying. my goal is to not get real emo though. no one likes a debbie downer. people like to laugh & it’s just an extra bonus for me when i’m the one providing the laughs. i’d love to say that i want to be a comedian, but i’m s.o.l. due to my inability to successfully tell a story. guess i’ll have to be an accountant. that’s about the same. accountants tend to have really large personalities. (there’s that sarcasm i was telling you about).
anyways, hope you enjoy.
Posted July 24, 2009 at 1:19am
