that’s me. i’m bailey. i’m a student at auburn university studying accounting. i have an excessive personality and tend to speak my mind a little too often. music & my puppy, molly, are my two favorite things. both always make me happy and never let me down. i enjoy reading about celebrities because it makes me feel better about my life. for now, i am just enjoying the so-called “best times of my life” in college and trying to piss off as few people as possible.
so i’m not sure if i should consider this my first blog or not. pretty sure i did some stuff like this back in the day. a little thing called livejournal? guess i could call myself a “born-again blogger”.
i should probably start off with a few rules to live by when you read these things. first of all, i don’t like using correct capitalization. takes more effort. second, i tend to use language that only a select handful of people really understand and think is funny. third, i don’t want people to read this and take it too seriously. grain of salt, kids. i’m sarcastic. i’m a smartass. and i like to curse. but don’t blame me, blame my family (love y’all).
i’m not really sure why i started this blog or what i’m ever going to talk about. it’s just past midnight, my roommate is gone and has been since the beginning of the month, and i’m a little stir crazy from studying. my goal is to not get real emo though. no one likes a debbie downer. people like to laugh & it’s just an extra bonus for me when i’m the one providing the laughs. i’d love to say that i want to be a comedian, but i’m s.o.l. due to my inability to successfully tell a story. guess i’ll have to be an accountant. that’s about the same. accountants tend to have really large personalities. (there’s that sarcasm i was telling you about).
anyways, hope you enjoy.
